Gary Tapioca on YouTube: Picasso the Dog and Golf LSD
Gary Tapioca is a comedian for yes.lol - Here is a clip from his most recent late-night show set. Gary covers his snoring dog, Picasso, and some trippy golf trends.
What did the chicken say to the alien? and
What did the chicken say to the alien?
Take me to your feeder!
Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!
Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road to go to the minong days? and
Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road to go to the minong days?
Because they heard the chickens there perform stand-up comedy that's egg-ceptionally funny!
Did you know? Did you know that chickens have a secret society dedicated to perfecting their comedic timing? They spend hours rehearsing their routines in hidden underground nests!
Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road? and
Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Did you know? Did you know that crossing the road is a popular activity among ghosts and vampires? They enjoy the thrill of dodging cars while going about their spooky business.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? and
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Did you know? Did you know that vampires are actually excellent ice sculptors in their spare time? They host underground ice sculpting competitions in Transylvania.
How do you catch a squirrel? and
How do you catch a squirrel?
By using nutty karma!
Did you know? Did you know that in a parallel universe, squirrels use telepathy to communicate with each other and summon acorns from different dimensions to store for winter?
Why was the math book sad? and
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems to solve, just like Donkey Kong trying to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser's castle!
Did you know? Donkey Kong was originally going to be a game about a carpenter saving his girlfriend from an angry gorilla, but Nintendo changed it to focus on a plumber later on.
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander? and
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander?
Because Sarah Millican accused the colander of having too many holes in their relationship!
Did you know? Did you know that Sarah Millican once tried to start a comedy club for kitchen utensils? Unfortunately, the tinfoil hat and the colander couldn't see eye to eye on the jokes.
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander? and
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander?
Because it found its true soul mate in the microwave!
Did you know? Did you know that tin foil and microwaves are secretly in love? It's a forbidden romance that heats up every time they meet!
Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily... and
Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily activities?
Because they needed a Morpheus fungi-nalyst!
Did you know? Did you know that mushrooms are actually highly trained in espionage and information gathering? They have a keen sense of hearing through their mycelium networks and can detect even the slightest whisper.
Why did the computer go to the grocery store? and
Why did the computer go to the grocery store?
Because it heard they were selling Mac and Cheese in byte-size packets!
Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that Mac and Cheese was originally invented by a group of dancing robots who loved pasta and technology? They combined their two passions to create the ultimate comfort food.
How do you make a tissue dance? and
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Did you know? Did you know that tissues actually have a secret talent for dancing? Legend has it that tissues love to groove to the beat of Blind Man's Bluff, their favorite song! They may not have legs, but they sure know how to bust a move!
How do you catch a runaway dog named Jessica Alba? and
How do you catch a runaway dog named Jessica Alba?
You just have to lure her back with a trail of designer handbags and organic dog treats!
Did you know? Did you know that Jessica Alba once trained a pack of wild squirrels to perform acrobatic tricks for her amusement?
How do you catch a squirrel? and
How do you catch a squirrel?
By climbing a tree and acting like a nut!
Did you know? Did you know that squirrels can rotate their ankles 180 degrees, giving them incredible agility in trees? They use this skill to evade predators and playful humans alike.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? and
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, just like a Keira Knightley character in a movie!
Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that atoms are like tiny, invisible actors performing a never-ending play in the universe, and Keira Knightley has played every single atom at least once in her career?
Why did the computer go to the grocery store? and
Why did the computer go to the grocery store?
To get some bytes!
Did you know? Did you know that some grocery stores use binary code to keep track of their inventory?
What do you call a group of knitting enthusiasts who create explicit... and
What do you call a group of knitting enthusiasts who create explicit yarn diagrams on their living room walls?
The Inappropriate Stitch Gathers
Did you know? Fun fact: Yarn diagrams are actually a secret code used by intergalactic space cats to communicate with Earth's squirrels.
Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily... and
Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily activities?
Because they wanted to keep things trippy and well-
Did you know? Fun fact: Mushrooms are actually highly skilled at analyzing quantum data and predicting the next big meme trend on the internet.
Why did the alien choose not to run for president in the 2016 election? and
Why did the alien choose not to run for president in the 2016 election?
Because they were afraid of being accused of social media manipulation!
Did you know? Did you know that aliens are experts in intergalactic social media tactics and could easily influence election results with their advanced technology?
The government is conducting secret mind control experiments. So... and
The government is conducting secret mind control experiments. So naturally, I'm wearing this tinfoil hat just in case.
I asked my tinfoil hat for fashion advice, but it just keeps saying, 'Stay paranoid, stay stylish.'
Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that tinfoil hats were actually popularized during the 1920s by a group of time-traveling aliens who needed protection from the mind-reading technology they encountered in the past?
Why did Picasso always have a great time at the art gallery? and
Why did Picasso always have a great time at the art gallery?
Because he loved to trip out on the surreal art!
Did you know? Did you know that Picasso once claimed his inspiration came from talking dolphins and flying elephants?
Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest? and
Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?
To toss some 'forest salad' and work on his hole-in-one with nature!
Did you know? Did you know that golf clubs were originally made from enchanted trees that whispered secrets to the players to improve their swing?
