What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Did you know? Did you know that vampires are actually excellent ice sculptors in their spare time? They host underground ice sculpting competitions in Transylvania.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? and
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