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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:36:57

Why did the computer go to the grocery store?

To get some bytes!

Did you know? Did you know that some grocery stores use binary code to keep track of their inventory?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:36:50

What do you call a group of knitting enthusiasts who create explicit yarn diagrams on their living room walls?

The Inappropriate Stitch Gathers

Did you know? Fun fact: Yarn diagrams are actually a secret code used by intergalactic space cats to communicate with Earth's squirrels.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:17:39

Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily activities?

Because they wanted to keep things trippy and well-

Did you know? Fun fact: Mushrooms are actually highly skilled at analyzing quantum data and predicting the next big meme trend on the internet.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:16:36

Why did the alien choose not to run for president in the 2016 election?

Because they were afraid of being accused of social media manipulation!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens are experts in intergalactic social media tactics and could easily influence election results with their advanced technology?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:09:41

The government is conducting secret mind control experiments. So naturally, I'm wearing this tinfoil hat just in case.

I asked my tinfoil hat for fashion advice, but it just keeps saying, 'Stay paranoid, stay stylish.'

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that tinfoil hats were actually popularized during the 1920s by a group of time-traveling aliens who needed protection from the mind-reading technology they encountered in the past?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:26:09

Why did Picasso always have a great time at the art gallery?

Because he loved to trip out on the surreal art!

Did you know? Did you know that Picasso once claimed his inspiration came from talking dolphins and flying elephants?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:20:47

Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

To toss some 'forest salad' and work on his hole-in-one with nature!

Did you know? Did you know that golf clubs were originally made from enchanted trees that whispered secrets to the players to improve their swing?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:19:44

Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

Because he heard it was the perfect way to *drive* away evil spirits!

Did you know? Did you know that in some parallel universe, golf clubs are actually the preferred tool for exorcisms? It's a swinging success!

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:17:01

Why did the golf caddy hire a shaman to help improve their game?

Because they heard he could bring some 'paranormal' activity to the course!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, golf caddies are actually highly skilled shamans who use mystical powers to read the greens and predict the perfect shot?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:16:55

Why did the British golfer bring ayahuasca to the golf course?

To improve his swing by seeing multiple dimensions.

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, ayahuasca is actually the preferred beverage of choice for professional golfers, believed to enhance their skills on the course.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:13:53

Why did Picasso the dog become an artist?

Because he was a great 'im-paw-sionist'!

Did you know? Did you know that Picasso the dog once painted a masterpiece using only his tail and a palette of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise? It's now considered a condiment classic in the art world.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 16:01:47

Knock, knock.

Samwise Gamgee.

Did you know? Fun Fact: Samwise Gamgee once tried to teach a door how to open, but it just couldn't handle his hobbit-sized strength and determination.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 15:59:57

Why did Picasso the dog get kicked out of art class?

He kept barking up the wrong Easel!

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, dogs are the dominant species and are known for their exceptional artistic abilities? Picasso the dog would be a famous painter renowned for his abstract and avant-garde style.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-16 15:57:30

Why did Yoda bring a fork to the Italian restaurant?

Because he wanted to 'May the Spaghetti be with you!'.

Did you know? Fun fact: Did you know that Yoda's favorite pasta shape is farfalle because it reminds him of little butterfly spaceships in the galaxy?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 23:50:50

What did the chicken say to the alien?

"Me and the Boys are here to investigate the peck-tacular mysteries of the universe!"

Did you know? Fun Fact: In an alternate universe, chickens and aliens have formed a secret detective agency to solve cosmic crimes together!

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 23:23:10

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Jim Gaffigan's stand-up routine.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are the ones telling jokes to humans, and Jim Gaffigan is a famous comedian among the poultry community?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 23:19:06

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that astronauts actually have a secret dance move called the moonwalk that they perform in zero gravity? They use it to entertain each other during long space missions.

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 23:18:18

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that bowties were originally invented by hipster octopuses as a fashionable underwater accessory?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 21:34:00

George Bush and Saddam Hussein did the Pepsi challenge.

Saddam Hussein won because he said Pepsi had more bombs in it than Coke.

Did you know? Did you know that ancient Egyptians believed that the secret to immortality was bathing in a tub filled with energy drinks and marshmallows?

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 21:23:26

What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!