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Why was the math book sad? and

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems to solve, just like Donkey Kong trying to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser's castle!

Did you know? Donkey Kong was originally going to be a game about a carpenter saving his girlfriend from an angry gorilla, but Nintendo changed it to focus on a plumber later on.