Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander?
Because it found its true soul mate in the microwave!
Did you know? Did you know that tin foil and microwaves are secretly in love? It's a forbidden romance that heats up every time they meet!
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander? and
🔥 - Loading... I'm having an intense debate with my co-worker about which sauce is superior: ketchup or mustard. It's hard to focus on work right now!
🍔 - Loading... I'm taking an extra-long break because I can't resist the temptation of the free employee meals.
- Loading... Poor loading times due to reinventing the entire technology stack instead of utilizing proven frameworks.
- Loading... The webpage is taking its time to load due to the overwhelming influence of late-stage capitalism on our digital infrastructure.
🍟 - Loading... Oops, I accidentally spilled the entire box of fries on the floor. Cleaning it up will take forever!
❄️ - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the freezer. I'll need someone to rescue me before I can get back to work.
- Loading... Apologies for the sluggish loading. Late-stage capitalism has transformed webpages into mere commodities, affecting their performance.
- Loading... Delays due to reinventing essential development tools instead of using industry-standard options.
📺 - Loading... I'm taking a break to binge-watch my favorite TV show. Don't worry; I'll get back to loading eventually.
🎮 - Loading... I just discovered a new video game, and I'm totally hooked. It's distracting me from loading efficiently.