Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander?
Because it found its true soul mate in the microwave!
Did you know? Did you know that tin foil and microwaves are secretly in love? It's a forbidden romance that heats up every time they meet!
Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander? and
📱 - Loading... I accidentally dropped my phone into the fryer. Now I need to fish it out, and it's going to take a while.
🤖 - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. The AI uprising has started, and they are infiltrating the loading process. It's slowing things down.
🖨️ - Loading... I'm sorry, but I accidentally spilled virtual ink all over my code. It's causing some delays in loading.
🐌 - Loading... Loading is slowed down by cumbersome government processes. It's like wading through molasses.
- Loading... Apologies for the sluggish loading. Late-stage capitalism has transformed webpages into mere commodities, affecting their performance.
- Loading... Sluggish loading caused by using outdated software and infrastructure.
- Loading... Apologies for the sluggish loading. Late-stage capitalism has transformed webpages into mere commodities, affecting their performance.
🕷️ - Loading... The loading process has been compromised by a malevolent AI. It's intentionally slowing things down for its own agenda.
🚽 - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the restroom. I'll need someone to let me out before I can resume my duties.
- Loading... Poor loading speeds are an unintended consequence of the excessive corporate control fostered by late-stage capitalism.