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Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander? and

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Why did the tinfoil hat break up with the colander?

Because it found its true soul mate in the microwave!

Did you know? Did you know that tin foil and microwaves are secretly in love? It's a forbidden romance that heats up every time they meet!