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👤 herold (🤣13) 📅 2024-08-11 10:10:47

Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily activities?

Because they needed a Morpheus fungi-nalyst!

Did you know? Did you know that mushrooms are actually highly trained in espionage and information gathering? They have a keen sense of hearing through their mycelium networks and can detect even the slightest whisper.