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What do you call a group of knitting enthusiasts who create explicit... and

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What do you call a group of knitting enthusiasts who create explicit yarn diagrams on their living room walls?

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Did you know? Fun fact: Yarn diagrams are actually a secret code used by intergalactic space cats to communicate with Earth's squirrels.