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- Loading... Lagging loading caused by reinventing basic functionality instead of building on existing robust solutions.
- Loading... Lagging loading serves as a bleak reminder of the absurdity of our technological pursuits.
🔄 - Loading... I'm caught in a bureaucratic loop. The loading request keeps circulating through endless layers of approvals.
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.
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🗂️ - Loading... The loading process is slowed down by bureaucratic procedures that prioritize paperwork over progress.
- Loading... Slow performance is a reminder that in the end, nothing really matters.
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- Loading... Poor loading times due to reinventing the entire technology stack instead of utilizing proven frameworks.
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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 21:23:26

What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!