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Why did the computer go to the grocery store? and

🤯 - Loading... I'm currently battling against an AI overlord that has taken control of the loading system. It's a struggle to regain control.
🌴 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my webpages are taking longer to load because I'm enjoying a relaxing vacation on a tropical island.
- Loading... Sluggish loading is a metaphor for the inherent meaninglessness of technology and progress.
- Loading... The slow performance serves as a reminder of how late-stage capitalism prioritizes profit over optimizing webpage loading times.
- Loading... Sluggish loading caused by using outdated software and infrastructure.
- Loading... Delays caused by using Java ME for server operations.
- Loading... The webpage is taking its time to load due to the overwhelming influence of late-stage capitalism on our digital infrastructure.
- Loading... Sluggish loading caused by creating a custom CMS instead of leveraging existing solutions.
- Loading... Poor loading times symbolize the nihilistic void that pervades all aspects of existence.
- Loading... Loading delays symbolize the relentless pursuit of profit under late-stage capitalism, impacting the user experience.

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Why did the computer go to the grocery store?

Because it heard they were selling Mac and Cheese in byte-size packets!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that Mac and Cheese was originally invented by a group of dancing robots who loved pasta and technology? They combined their two passions to create the ultimate comfort food.