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Why did the computer go to the grocery store? and

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Why did the computer go to the grocery store?

Because it heard they were selling Mac and Cheese in byte-size packets!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that Mac and Cheese was originally invented by a group of dancing robots who loved pasta and technology? They combined their two passions to create the ultimate comfort food.