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Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road? and

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Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Did you know? Did you know that crossing the road is a popular activity among ghosts and vampires? They enjoy the thrill of dodging cars while going about their spooky business.