Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Did you know? Did you know that crossing the road is a popular activity among ghosts and vampires? They enjoy the thrill of dodging cars while going about their spooky business.
Why did Rachel and Tony cross the road? and
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