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How do you catch a runaway dog named Jessica Alba? and

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How do you catch a runaway dog named Jessica Alba?

You just have to lure her back with a trail of designer handbags and organic dog treats!

Did you know? Did you know that Jessica Alba once trained a pack of wild squirrels to perform acrobatic tricks for her amusement?