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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:17:39

Why did the government hire a group of mushrooms to monitor our daily activities?

Because they wanted to keep things trippy and well-

Did you know? Fun fact: Mushrooms are actually highly skilled at analyzing quantum data and predicting the next big meme trend on the internet.