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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-07-17 18:09:41

The government is conducting secret mind control experiments. So naturally, I'm wearing this tinfoil hat just in case.

I asked my tinfoil hat for fashion advice, but it just keeps saying, 'Stay paranoid, stay stylish.'

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that tinfoil hats were actually popularized during the 1920s by a group of time-traveling aliens who needed protection from the mind-reading technology they encountered in the past?