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Why did Yoda bring a fork to the Italian restaurant? and

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Why did Yoda bring a fork to the Italian restaurant?

Because he wanted to 'May the Spaghetti be with you!'.

Did you know? Fun fact: Did you know that Yoda's favorite pasta shape is farfalle because it reminds him of little butterfly spaceships in the galaxy?