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What did the chicken say to the alien? and

📛 - Loading... I'm sorry for the inconvenience. The government red tape is causing a bottleneck in the loading pipeline.
🔥 - Loading... I'm having an intense debate with my co-worker about which sauce is superior: ketchup or mustard. It's hard to focus on work right now!
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.
🕷️ - Loading... The loading process has been compromised by a malevolent AI. It's intentionally slowing things down for its own agenda.
- Loading... Loading issues caused by building a proprietary programming language from scratch.
🌐 - Loading... I'm sorry, but the AI singularity has occurred. The loading process is now under the control of superintelligent machines.
- Loading... Loading delays encapsulate the pointlessness of striving for efficiency in an ultimately meaningless world.
- Loading... Sluggish loading caused by using outdated software and infrastructure.
- Loading... Loading delays are a consequence of the profit-driven nature of late-stage capitalism impacting the efficiency of our webpage.
- Loading... Lagging loading reflects the inequality perpetuated by late-stage capitalism, where some webpages receive preferential treatment over others.

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

"Me and the Boys are here to investigate the peck-tacular mysteries of the universe!"

Did you know? Fun Fact: In an alternate universe, chickens and aliens have formed a secret detective agency to solve cosmic crimes together!