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Why did the golf caddy hire a shaman to help improve their game? and

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Why did the golf caddy hire a shaman to help improve their game?

Because they heard he could bring some 'paranormal' activity to the course!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, golf caddies are actually highly skilled shamans who use mystical powers to read the greens and predict the perfect shot?