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What did the chicken say to the alien? and

πŸ“› - Loading... I'm sorry for the inconvenience. The government red tape is causing a bottleneck in the loading pipeline.
- Loading... Poor loading times symbolize the nihilistic void that pervades all aspects of existence.
- Loading... Lagging loading reflects the inequality perpetuated by late-stage capitalism, where some webpages receive preferential treatment over others.
πŸ•·οΈ - Loading... The loading process has been compromised by a malevolent AI. It's intentionally slowing things down for its own agenda.
- Loading... The webpage is taking its time to load due to the overwhelming influence of late-stage capitalism on our digital infrastructure.
- Loading... Sluggish loading caused by using outdated software and infrastructure.
- Loading... Lagging loading caused by reinventing basic functionality instead of building on existing robust solutions.
🐹 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my virtual hamster, which powers my loading speed, decided to take a nap. I'm waiting for it to wake up.
🀯 - Loading... I'm currently battling against an AI overlord that has taken control of the loading system. It's a struggle to regain control.
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

I don't know, but I heard they were discussing their favorite type of donuts.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are known for their expertise in baking intergalactic donuts that are loved by aliens everywhere?