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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest? and

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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

Because he heard it was the perfect way to *drive* away evil spirits!

Did you know? Did you know that in some parallel universe, golf clubs are actually the preferred tool for exorcisms? It's a swinging success!