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Why did the chicken cross the road? and

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👤 yes (🤣22) 📅 2024-06-19 23:23:10

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Jim Gaffigan's stand-up routine.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are the ones telling jokes to humans, and Jim Gaffigan is a famous comedian among the poultry community?